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Maternity Clothes For Men

Published by Kerry | Filed under Uncategorized

All this talk of maternity pants and shirts and tummy tubes got me thinking – why are there no maternity stores or clothes for men?  I am going to have sympathy cravings, which will lead to sympathy weight, which will lead to a sympathy stomach.  Maybe I could benefit from a tummy tube to cover some things up.  But no, there is nothing for men.  I can’t be the first to wonder, but I must be the first to admit it, which would lead me to believe that this is why there is no market.  Maybe I should start a company making this sort of product, call it “Daddy Duds” or some other clever name.  Of course I would have to give tummy tubes a new name, something a little more manly like “The Gut Gripper”. 

I am sure this company would fail miserably but maybe it would give a better look inside the tragedy that has become the lack of Maternity Clothes for Men.

Jeff

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August 25th, 2008


5 Responses to “Maternity Clothes For Men”

  1. Tiffany Says:

    I think a nice tube would really be flattering with your new haircut….

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  2. Jeff Says:

    I think it would go better with the Mohawk that prompted the new haircut!

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  3. Beth M Says:

    LOL, I think Matt would have to agree with the need for some Maternity Clothes for Men….he ate WAAAAAY too many spoonbenders in my honor because of my late night cravings.

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  4. Cary Says:

    This post just cracked me up. OWT say that if your spouse gains pound for pound with you that you are having a boy. Hmmm…will be interesting to see what happens!

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  5. Erin Says:

    So I came across your post when I was searching for clothing for my partner who is pregnant and only wears men’s clothing. Maybe we should start a company together for both men and women who need maternity menswear. :)

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