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Maternity Clothes For Men
Published by Kerry | Filed under Uncategorized
All this talk of maternity pants and shirts and tummy tubes got me thinking – why are there no maternity stores or clothes for men? I am going to have sympathy cravings, which will lead to sympathy weight, which will lead to a sympathy stomach. Maybe I could benefit from a tummy tube to cover some things up. But no, there is nothing for men. I can’t be the first to wonder, but I must be the first to admit it, which would lead me to believe that this is why there is no market. Maybe I should start a company making this sort of product, call it “Daddy Duds” or some other clever name. Of course I would have to give tummy tubes a new name, something a little more manly like “The Gut Gripper”.
I am sure this company would fail miserably but maybe it would give a better look inside the tragedy that has become the lack of Maternity Clothes for Men.
Jeff













August 25th, 2008 at 11:37 am
I think a nice tube would really be flattering with your new haircut….
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August 25th, 2008 at 11:40 am
I think it would go better with the Mohawk that prompted the new haircut!
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August 25th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
LOL, I think Matt would have to agree with the need for some Maternity Clothes for Men….he ate WAAAAAY too many spoonbenders in my honor because of my late night cravings.
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August 26th, 2008 at 11:55 am
This post just cracked me up. OWT say that if your spouse gains pound for pound with you that you are having a boy. Hmmm…will be interesting to see what happens!
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July 21st, 2010 at 2:05 pm
So I came across your post when I was searching for clothing for my partner who is pregnant and only wears men’s clothing. Maybe we should start a company together for both men and women who need maternity menswear.
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